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[screeeeech]

[...something...skitters into the tapcaf]

...

...

SkrreeeeEEEeEEEeEEEeee?

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[notbeatenenough]

[ Ben feels a great disturbance in the Force.

He looks up, and his head tilts slooooowlyyyy to the side as he stares. ]

...h-hi?

[screeeeech]

O.O

...

[She creeps over and sniffs]

...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Now she is in the rafters]

[notbeatenenough]

[ ... should he hold out his hand like for a nek? He settles for blinking instead. ]

Oh, uh -- did I scare you? Sorry. Maybe we should find your parents or something.

[ He looks around, ignoring the growing dread. WHERE IS A VERSION OF VADER, creepy kids usually have something to do with him ]

[screeeeech]

[She tilts her head to the left.

Then the right.

Then she turns it around 360 degrees like an owl

I hope you enjoy 90 or so pounds of girl falling out of the sky on you]

[goodofthetribe]

You are filthy.

[screeeeech]

Reee...eeee....eeee

[She's starting to serpentine, Ves! Towards YOU]

[goodofthetribe]

Ick!

[ VES STOMPS AT IT WITH HER HEEL! ]

[screeeeech]

[Quick as a flash, Ksenia has scaled you and is eating huge mouthfuls of your hair]

[taughttolisten]

[the hell?]

[like_animals]

This one's not my fault :C

At least, I don't think so

[taughttolisten]

I knew I should have had you neutered.

[imean_siriously]

But no, don't listen to Siri's advice, that'd just be silly