walk into the club like whatup i like to suck d [1/?]

[sweatybaek]

greetings fandom - i am so very sorry.

Baekhyun was so busy sucking dick that he barely even noticed what the other guy was doing.

"You're tho good..."

You fucking bet I am, thought Baekhyun.

"Oh, tho thexy... I love your thpit on my DNA rifle..."

Thpit? DNA rifle..?

"You better thuck my 100% beef thermometer all night, thlut."

Did he

Comments

[teddyescher]

OH MY GOD
have my babies

i'm kind of crying right now??? is this supposed to happen???? i'm just???????

baekhyun is my spirit animal

please continue this i will worship u forever

[sweatybaek]

hELLO FRIEND

[teddyescher]

we are friends now oh good good

[sweatybaek]

yes fellow disciple of the d
be the yeol to my b aek

aND THE GAYER THE BETTER AMIRITE? just release all of the gay onto livejournal im sure it'll be appreciated. exo fandom's got thirst like no other bless them

ohohohoh spreading the love of the d yes you should get excited for sehun's story arc in this dumb fic thing then because I HAVE GREAT THINGS PLANNED FOR THAT BOY. thinks he's straight lmao

[92missmurder92]

oh my god what did i read.

[sweatybaek]

oh, glorious did you say????

[hizoumie]

This is the best crack fic of all times, I've been waiting for something like this for so long. Please keep going.

[sweatybaek]

[exoplanet_alien]

OMFG I AM
C O L L A P S I N G

[sweatybaek]

( ˘ ³˘)♥

shh come here let me hold u its the least i can do since i brought this nc-17 disaster upon the planet

[snsd_exo12]

[sweatybaek]

OH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT LITTLE HOMO