walk into the club like whatup i like to suck d [2/?]

[sweatybaek]

you asked for more and so there is more

"Looks like you've got a bit of a problem there," the bartender said, gaze sliding down Baekhyun's body to the spot where his rather tight jeans were rather tightest.

Glancing downwards, BJ King Baek snorted, looking back up defiantly and pointing a finger at his crotch, "That's hardly a problem. More of

Comments

[teddyescher]

BAEKHYUN'S INNER BEYONCE HAS AWOKEN

i'm crying i love the pictures oh my god

ayyyyy papi im kreeees someone kill me now

also kyungsoo get it!!!!!!yo baeksoo gotta happen sometime

baconator

hamth have flowerth oh my god

baekhyun werking it yow

ok well goodbye i'm just going to go laugh my face off again sweet jesus help me

[sweatybaek]

look its my favorite commentator first in line

IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT although some of the pictures are credited to my co-producer on this stupid thing. actually the reason this entire fic exists is because of personal headcanons we created while reading exo smut together when bored SO SHE DESERVES MUCH T HANKS IN GENERAL ANYWAY

bro soo is probs gonna get it i mean like if the readers havent noticed i actually ship bacon with almost everybody in exo and as a personal goal for this i want him to get with all the other parties of my secret otps /over ambitious

but yes thank you for your feedback I'M GLAD THIS IS ACTUALLY F UNNY??? i wrote the first thing on a whim as a joke but now people have actual expectations like wow pressure and responsibility what is this adult life i didnt ask for not that i mind i love you guys and b less ur misguided souls for reading may you get laid amen

[teddyescher]

yo i totally call this space ok marking my territory but with less pee

your co-producer is a genius and should be praised along with you ok omfg. personal headcanons are the reason good things exist on the internet i cry.

baekhyun is so shippable shiet i'm actually writing a baekhyun/everyone fic right now so i know, oh man, secret otps everywhere (u can do it)

o FC??? pls funny is an understatement more like choking-on-figurative-air
hope to get the d tonight amen or at least this year it's my new year's resolution since my last date with a girl failed so going back to the ghei
with great power comes great responsibility - spooderman

love you too please bring more diva/everyone to my life ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

[sweatybaek]

consider it marked it is yours

i AGREE she is hilarious. like how can personal headcanons not be created when every other fic i read baekhyun is giving chanyeol a blowjob so well that yeol goes blind when he comes thats some serious bj skill right there aka my life aspirations. actually some of the things in this are remixed quotes from actual fics that we just thought were so hilarious we had to do a parody tbh

BAEKHYUN EVERYONE YOU SAY???? LOOK MY FAVORITE KIND OF FIC i am there friend i will passionately await this masterpiece.

omg thank u like i cant tell if im actually funny or if its just me laughing at my own shitty jokes u feel

dude i pray for good fortune regarding your libido I HOPE YOU GET SOME ASS/D/WHATEVER YOURE INTO

and yes i will i will teddy my bae

[ext_2172956]

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE AMAZING. THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL CRACKFICS NO ARGUMENTS TAKEN AND GOD I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU AND girl, you got sass uhuh [crawls over to you] [clings onto your leg] [whispers] I LOVE YOU

[sweatybaek]

the mother of all crackfics?!????

i..

[ext_2381950]

YOU ARE THE ACTUAL GREATEST I WANT TO LOVE YOU FOREVER.
you know what i won't even mind if you don't continue this ((but u better ok)) because this is already perfect aS FUCK JUST

//FANS SELF

I WORSHIP U

[sweatybaek]

kjdfhskhf HI THANK U SO MUCH I JUST

＼（ｉДｉ）／ ALLOW ME TO HUG YOU

since people seem to like it (????) i will probably try to continue even tho parody writing is hard omg sO I WILL TRY FOR YOU FRIEND I WILL TRY

<3

[kungfupandatao4]

This. Is. GENIUS!

This made my day! I haven't laughed so hard for a while now. :')

Thank you! XD

[sweatybaek]

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° jfhdkg <3

i'm thrilled that it made you laugh!!

no no, thank you for reading!

[d_ecrease]

i might be in love with you.

really.

[sweatybaek]

≖‿≖

dude.

idk about you but i am single and def ready to mingle.

also you wrote Twisted which made me cry angsty tears bless

thanks so much for reading and commenting akdhad ;-;

edit; i just discovered twisted II exists and i read it and omg i should prolly be commenting on the actual thing but now im already here YORUE SUCH A GOOD WRITER YOU RIPPED OUT MY HEART OK IM DONE BYE

[d_ecrease]

[sweatybaek]

no bro its cool i have kyungsoo syndrome where i try to look friendly or approachable and instead i just unintentionally creep like