I'm still alive...
and I come bearing tests:
Rather cool test, with a for me surprising result. I'd have thought myself in Stark, or in Lannister, but not *there*:
Your Score: House Lannister
63% Dominant, 45% Extroverted, 63% Trustworthy
Confident. Dangerous. Unrelentingly sexy. The master of all you survey, you are of House Lannister.
You are a dominant personality-and how! When someone asks “and who are you, the proud lord said, that I should bow so low?” your response is probably, “FUCK YOU! I’m a fucking LANNISTER, that’s who the HELL I am!” And then you’d pimp-slap them with your golden hand. All joking aside, you view leadership as your natural, god-given right; it is a trait, just like your golden curling hair and irresistible sex appeal. It’s who you are-a Lannister.
You are introverted, meaning that you prefer to keep your ambitions and devices to yourself. Unfortunately, your personality is so vivacious that (despite all your intended secrecies) you are still a very obvious person. Though no one knows what avenues you will travel, your destination is clear to all. And of course, yours is a road to greatness! You have a magnetic, polarizing personality: people either love you or hate you. They also probably find you exceedingly intimidating. Their fear is probably well-placed.
Finally, you are trustworthy. Does this surprise you? Remember your unofficial motto: “A Lannister always pays his debts.” Though you enjoy keeping secrets and playing games, everyone knows you are a major player. Underhanded tactics are so expected from you that they don’t particularly count as untrustworthyness-it’s more of a family legacy than a choice. Your promise is as good as the gold that you shit.
Representative characters include: Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, and Tywin Lannister
Similar Houses: Greyjoy, Stark, and Targaryen
Opposite House: Tyrell
When playing the game of thrones, you play it balls to the wall.
Link: The Song of Ice and Fire House Test written by Geeky_Stripper on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
And this... I don't know. I really don't know.
Your Score: A Berry Smoothie
If you were a drink, you'd be 48% alternative, 28% caustic and 52% playful. Mmm, tasty.
So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Berry Smoothie.
Berries, frozen yoghurt and a splash of apple or berry juice, blended until nice and frothy. You're not as mainstream as, say, a milkshake - but that's the way you like it. Sweet, energising, and refreshing, you're a guilt-free treat for anybody (and you're not too hard on the stomach afterwards, either).
In other words, you measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes and attitudes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.
You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.
Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.
I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
If you're feeling a bit random, you should be right at home with this one.
The Verbal Obscenity Test
Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?
The Underwear Personality Test
Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test
What sort of celebrity would you become? Extra, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob?
Is Your Boss Evil?
... you know, they might just be really stupid.
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.
The Scatterbrain Test
Can you keep focused on everything around you?
The Homicidal Maniac Test
Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.
Link: The Beverage Identity Test written by runyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Rather cool test, with a for me surprising result. I'd have thought myself in Stark, or in Lannister, but not *there*:
Your Score: House Lannister
63% Dominant, 45% Extroverted, 63% Trustworthy
Confident. Dangerous. Unrelentingly sexy. The master of all you survey, you are of House Lannister.
You are a dominant personality-and how! When someone asks “and who are you, the proud lord said, that I should bow so low?” your response is probably, “FUCK YOU! I’m a fucking LANNISTER, that’s who the HELL I am!” And then you’d pimp-slap them with your golden hand. All joking aside, you view leadership as your natural, god-given right; it is a trait, just like your golden curling hair and irresistible sex appeal. It’s who you are-a Lannister.
You are introverted, meaning that you prefer to keep your ambitions and devices to yourself. Unfortunately, your personality is so vivacious that (despite all your intended secrecies) you are still a very obvious person. Though no one knows what avenues you will travel, your destination is clear to all. And of course, yours is a road to greatness! You have a magnetic, polarizing personality: people either love you or hate you. They also probably find you exceedingly intimidating. Their fear is probably well-placed.
Finally, you are trustworthy. Does this surprise you? Remember your unofficial motto: “A Lannister always pays his debts.” Though you enjoy keeping secrets and playing games, everyone knows you are a major player. Underhanded tactics are so expected from you that they don’t particularly count as untrustworthyness-it’s more of a family legacy than a choice. Your promise is as good as the gold that you shit.
Representative characters include: Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, and Tywin Lannister
Similar Houses: Greyjoy, Stark, and Targaryen
Opposite House: Tyrell
When playing the game of thrones, you play it balls to the wall.
Link: The Song of Ice and Fire House Test written by Geeky_Stripper on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
And this... I don't know. I really don't know.
Your Score: A Berry Smoothie
If you were a drink, you'd be 48% alternative, 28% caustic and 52% playful. Mmm, tasty.
So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Berry Smoothie.
Berries, frozen yoghurt and a splash of apple or berry juice, blended until nice and frothy. You're not as mainstream as, say, a milkshake - but that's the way you like it. Sweet, energising, and refreshing, you're a guilt-free treat for anybody (and you're not too hard on the stomach afterwards, either).
In other words, you measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes and attitudes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.
You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.
Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.
I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
If you're feeling a bit random, you should be right at home with this one.
The Verbal Obscenity Test
Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?
The Underwear Personality Test
Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...
The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test
What sort of celebrity would you become? Extra, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob?
Is Your Boss Evil?
... you know, they might just be really stupid.
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.
The Scatterbrain Test
Can you keep focused on everything around you?
The Homicidal Maniac Test
Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.
Link: The Beverage Identity Test written by runyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test