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[swedish_chef_]

Hellu! Yuoo hefe-a reeched me-a, zee Svedeesh Cheff. Pleese-a leefe-a a messege-a iff yuoo ere-a celleeng me-a. Iff yuoo ere-a tryeeng tu cuntect oone-a ooff my cheeckens pleese-a cell zeeur respecteefe-a fueecemeils. I dun't vunt tu get fluuded veet cells! Hefe-a guud dey! Bork Bork Bork!

Comments

[isnotimportant]

Ah, I wonder ... well, what it is, you see, is that I do a cookery course, and my students keep turning up without anything to cook, and I wondered if you could pop in later and drop off some stuff. You know, some assorted vegetables, maybe a couple of chickens, some cheese, would that be in order?

*pause*

Bork?

[swedish_chef_]

Boot ooff cuoorse-a! Unytheeng tu help zee leettle-a oones veet zeeur blussumeeng cuukeeng cereers. Zeey ere-a leeke-a leettle-a piretes oooot tu deescufer zee juys ooff vhet I leeke-a tu call...cuukeeng! Bork Bork Bork!

[iwasawesome]

Hi, Mr. Chef? This is Lilly Kane, I'm the student in charge of the Homecoming plans, and I was wondering if you'd be able to help us out with the food? I mean, it's just punch and snacky-type things for the dance, but the bands playing are being paid in sandwiches. It'd be so, so awesome if you could help us out. Thanks a million.

[swedish_chef_]

The Chef calls Lilly back.

I vuoold lufe-a tu help oooot! I em ettendeeng zee dunce-a veet Des Schneetzel und I vuoold leeke-a tu repey yuoo fur ell zee foon ve-a ere-a gueeng tu hefe-a. I hefe-a zee must perffect receepe-a fur poonch! Bork Bork Bork!

[iwasawesome]

Thanks so much, that's awesome of you.

Voicemail - Thursday's Menu

[wyld_stallyn]

[OOC: Just a reminder about putting cranberries on Thursday's menu for the music class kids (if they're smart enough to pick up on it). Thank you!]

[kawalsky]

The following is delivered to the kitchen. It is wrapped and addressed to 'The Chef'.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002U2QGY/sr=1-1/qid=1130062258/ref=sr_1_1/002-3380531-1925646?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=3397001&s=sporting-goods&v=glance

The card reads..

To: Chef
From: Charlie Kawalsky
To keep you amused during the boring times. And I've heard you make a mean 'Chickie in der Baskie'.

OOC: Icons!

[sogothcally]

I made you icons!

Re: OOC: Icons!

[swedish_chef_]

Squee! Thank you! I love the third one especially. He looks naughty.