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she's the sparrow
It is that time again, yo. Get in on this action!
Poll Holiday cards! -
seemingly for no reason
I think my Cheez-It Twisterz are cheating. They promise two flavors, but the flavors are Cheddar and More Cheddar. -
won't somebody help me
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Arrested Development has been cut back to 13 eps for season three and won't be returning.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Birthday updating later. For now, look at the photos. I didn't instantly gain a ton of weight... it seemed my double-chin showed up and lots of photos were taken from v. v. unflattering ( Read more... ) -
it feels much more like Doomsday
Dude, it is only 3:36 P.S.T. and this is already one of my best birthdays ever, seriously. My cubicle is loaded with cool presents and balloons and cards and brownies homemade for me by my boss... and my party isn't even until tonight! I feel really loved and awesome, seriously. Thank you all for the birthday wishes and emails and LJ posts, etc ( Read more... ) -
don't talk like
Right now I am listening to Neil Diamond and using a magnifying glass to read a spreadsheet.
Even if I wasn't edging closer to My Late 20s tomorrow, kids, you'd have grounds for concern. -
he looks a lot like me
Help? My mom was driving behind a car today that had a bumper sticker featuring a Phil Ochs song quote: "Love me, love me, love me - I'm a liberal" and she would kill to get one of her own. Has anyone seen this (or any other bumper stickers with Ochs quotes) anywhere online? She was so cute and excited about it that I'd love to find it for her. -
my friends tell me to leave you
phone story numero uno
I don't know how to leave voicemails. I mean, at work, I'm good at it. I spend a big chunk of my day on the phone and can easily tell a rep to get me a schedule or send over the PDFs I need or confirm a rate. But the rest of the time?
Transcribed, from memory, the message I left earlier this morning:Hey, okay, it's me. ( Read more... ) -
even in my darkest recollection
REAGAN
He was in that movie, you know, 10 Ways to Kill Your Boyfriend.
AMES
Uh, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?
REAGAN
Oh, right!