-Hanging out with Mychael 24/7 ( Read more... )

BLONDE, THAT IS. NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR MY HIGH PITCHED VOICE AND GIRLISH DITZINESS.

IT'S SOOO LIGHT.  I'M INTO IT.

AS AN ASIDE, DUDES FORM IRELAND TOTALLY WANNA BONE ALL OVER ME. I AM BI-CONTINENTALLY APPEALING.

LULU'S WITH DUBS, NOW!!!

Everyone is dumb ( Read more... )

HEY FRIENDS,

QUIT BEING ALL DISEASED ALL THE TIME. I DON'T WANT IT. THANKS.

MYCHAEL TAKES AN HOUR TO TAKE A DUMP. MAYBE I SHOULD DUMP HIM. LOLZ.

SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER. I AM EXCITED.

I WANT MY EMT SCHOOL APPLICATION TO GET HERE ALREADY.

HOORAY FOR NICE WEATHER AND FUN TIMES ON THE HORIZON

I went to Chipotle with Mychael today. Never again.

I farted so hard that I'm out of breath.

I took a picture of my biggest dump ever with my cameraphone at school today. I'd upload it if I could.

I am attractive and charming.

I am so tired. I feel like crap. Yesterday was really fun, though ( Read more... )

EVERYONE I KNOW,

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL GOING TO THE PARADE? DON'T. PLEASE. THANK YOU.

SINCERELY,

KATE

So Monday Mychael became DEATHLY ILL. I went to visit him Tuesday after my classes. I brought him soup and slippers that I bought him from work. So even after I am totally nice to my boyfriend, I still get punished by getting even more sick than he was yesterday ( Read more... )

So my Valentine's Day was pretty cool ( Read more... )

HOCKEY AND BONERS ( Read more... )