yet another fandom post, because they're the most fun.
HEEEEYYY SIGGLES. Wake up, Siggles!
YEAH, SIGGLES. You silly sleepy head. Wake up!
We found a map to candy mountain. COME WITH US, SIGGLES.
Siiiigglleeess. YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US TO CANDY MOUNTAIN.
YEAH, SIGGLES. CANDY MOUNTAIN. It's a land of sweets and joy, and joyness~, eh?
La la la la la~
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE, SIGGLES.
IT'S A SVENOPLURADON, SIGGLES. A magical svenopluradon!
IT'S GOING TO GUIDE OUR WAY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!
Alright, you guys. You know there's no such thing as Candy Mountain, right?
SHUN THE NON BELIEVER.
SHUUUUUUUUUN
SHUUUUUUUUUUN~ EH?
*STRANGE GURGLING NOISES*
It's just over this bridge, Siggles.
The magical bridge of hope and wonder~, eh?
WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, SIGGLES.
WE'RE HERE! CANDY MOUNTAIN. CANDY MOUNTAIN!!! FILLED WITH SWEET SUGARY GOODNESS.
Go inside the candy mountain cave, Siggles. Go inside the cave!
*MUSICAL NUMBER*
IT'S THE MECCA OF LOVE AND CANDY CANES~
SO SIGGLES WON'T YOU PLEASE GO INTO THE CAVE.
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.. Aghhh. They took my freakin' kidney.
The end.