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sweep is being stalked on Livejournal!
mindreader_eh is stalking sweep
mindreader_eh’s REAL name :
Norwood Brabazon
mindreader_eh’s REAL DOB :
15th June 1986
Height :193 cm
Weight : 130.4 kg
mindreader_eh has dreamt about you :
12 times
mindreader_eh became interested in you :
14th January 2004
mindreader_eh’s latest dream about you
mindreader_eh and sweep are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how mindreader_eh describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think sweep is a little intimidated about my obsession over him but I’ll soon win him over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’
mindreader_eh’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away sweep, mindreader_eh is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
mindreader_eh took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."
mindreader_eh’s Police File
15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it’s toll on mindreader_eh’s psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.
Testimonies about mindreader_eh
gemini_otouto - Balding slut
‘I’ve been friends with mindreader_eh all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. sweep is such a drama queen.’
hatethecoffee - Car wreck of a human
‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of mindreader_eh right beside the definition.’
musthaveitall - The Devil In Disguise
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and mindreader_eh and sweep would definitely top that list.’
Seriously, Kyouya. What?