tis the season.

[sweet__boy]

so i've noticed many of my friends have been posting entries about being sad, or lost, or unhappy in some way or another, so i thought i'd give you some advice, that was once given to me

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[ihateyoubecause]

Alright life, I'd like some lemons and some gold paint now.

[sweet__boy]

see, that's the spirit!

[isthisseattaken]

what if life gives you dog shit?

dog shit painted gold is still dog shit.

-pessimistic patty.

[sweet__boy]

yes, but then you can wait for the dog shit to get hard, and then you can throw the hard dog shit at life and hit it right in the face, and be like "yeah, i just did that. now what?"

ps. bryan actually did throw hard dog shit at me once when we were little.

[ihateyoubecause]

Ah Pessimistic Patty, the distant cousin of Negative Nancy.