"The New Priest" aka "The Martini Sermon"

[sweet__kitty]

A new priest at his first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After Mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done it. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous I take a sip."
So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the

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hehe

[nicht_hier]

Friend randomly shoved the link to this at my face, hellarious ^^;. And...anythign that pokes fun at most christiany type things, is usually pretty awesome. hehe

Re: hehe

[sweet__kitty]

*shrugs* Eh, It's not meant to poke fun necessarily at Christianity itself. More of a laugh at human nature in the context of a church setting.

[anonymous]

# The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior, and Holy Spook.
# The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God"
# When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
# When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said,"Take this and eat it, for it is my body," he did not say: "Eat me."
# Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
# The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the "Mary with the Cherry."

[anonymous]

boka.