MCA #4, Saturday Afternoon

[sweet_balls]

It was about the time she had hit her downward facing dog pose that Shelley became acutely aware that she still had some sand stuck in her butt crack. Last night's date with John had started out pretty rocky, but things had ended quite nicely, she thought, standing up and picking at her wedgie

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[guardian_god]

Dimitri walked into the living room to find yoga happening. And not naked yoga, thank all things that could be deemed holy.

"Shelley, I'm glad you're here...you have really good form. I wish Jessi didn't teach yoga or I'd make you come work at the gym."

[sweet_balls]

"Thanks," Shelley said, dropping down into a very un-yoga-like squat and shaking her booty. "God damn sand!"

[guardian_god]

All conversations he needed to have with his roommate aside, Dimitri was just going to stare for a moment. "You're blaming sand for your squat--ahh, so your date went well, then?" It was a simple assumption on his part.

[sweet_balls]

"Amazingly well," she said, reaching around and giving her butt a few gentle slaps before shaking it a bit more. "He was really into, like, me, you know? Like me me, not typical 'Shelley on a date' me." This all made perfect sense to her.