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[sweet_blindness]

PARTY!

As you are no doubt aware, you have less than a month to prepare for my turning 22. To celebrate this momentous occasion, I am having a party here in preston. This years theme is: Come as what you wanted to be when you grew up. Costumes are neccessary, you don't want to be like the poor saps who spent last July 29th not dressed as pirates

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[biggster]

Wow. I may well have to dress as a pirate again. Or a vet. Or a comic book artist. Maybe I could dress as you! But then I'd be dressing as what I want to be NOW as well as what I wanted to be THEN.

I still have this niggling feeling that I have something on that weekend. But maybe the thing I have on is your birthday. W/ever.

I start my new job on Monday. Exciting.

In other news, my fair Fiona, I text your old number a week last Thursday, while on my way to Reading. It communicated some incredibly important information. (Oh, ok - it was some of the lyrics to 'The Best Things in Life are Free' by Luther and Janet). ANYWAY - the point was that I got two responses from whoever has your phone!

Response A: 'Fuck ov and leave me alone you slag'

Response B (two minutes after previous message): 'Who the fuck is this'

I replied with 'Who the fuck is THIS, fucker?'

I received no further response.

The plot thickens.

ALSO:

[biggster]

I know you are my baby, my one and only baby
You said it twice, I say it thrice: my baby, baby, baby...

ooooh luther

[sweet_blindness]

Ha, I may revise the theme to 'come dressed as fiona, you dumb fucks'. Did you want to do comics? That's ace - do you still draw? I bet they'd be amazing! You can be a pirate, as you were very much the best dressed one. But it's a cop out! I am (currently) going as a pretentious twat, although it might change.
Please don't have anything on that weekend! I don't imagine many people will be coming due to train costs and laziness and I'd be gutted if you weren't there.

The guy who has my phone is a strange character. He told my sister off for calling, but when i spoke to him he was perfectly cordial. He even offered to give it back, but he text Jugs and she didn't let me know so I didn't get it. He must be used to getting messages meant for me though, so he should see it as a side effect of buying what was obviously a stolen phone! Dickhead.

Re: ooooh luther

[biggster]

A pretentious twat? So you're not going to dress up

[magic_treehouse]

I always wanted to be a cartoonist when I grew up, which is quite difficult to dress up as, and also, Biggie will out-do me!

I should be able to come no problem although I am worried about an outfit :s When I was very little I wanted to be train driver so maybe I'll dress up as that!

[sweet_blindness]

What's with all the cartooning? Did we grow up in a fertile age for it or something? I never wanted to be a cartoonist, and yet I am one. IN YOUR FACE!

[biggster]

We grew up in the age of Art Attack. I think that had a lot to do with it.

[chi_chi_ramone]

Upon hearing your response to my text, Carl declared that he will wear the assless chaps, and waddle around all day with a dildo up his botty.

I am trying to find a hat like Indiana Jones.

[sparkledspangle]

Sorry I have had no computer for some time, it's been hard. Now I return to news of a party? Excellent. I wish to attend and may need to bring my other half along if that's ok? Never been to Preston but I hear it's not far from me anyway? x

[sweet_blindness]

Ooooh yes! Anyone's welcome. It would be great to see you! Yeah I don't think it's very far from you at all, a week on Saturday! Whoooo! xx