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[sweet_blindness]

This week I have mostly had The Virus. Which, it seems, requires no further elaboration. "I've had that virus" "The Virus" "Yes". If you believe the Lancashire Evening Post 'Thousands' have been struck down with The Virus, and with my immune system, or lack of, I was expecting him to come calling at some point. Today, a customer, tiger terry,

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[magic_treehouse]

Was it the norovirus? Because if it was then that means it gone further north than Eyam! Terrifying!

Are you killing the old Feef off? I'm worried!

[sweet_blindness]

get you, mr scientist. Is the norovirus the both ends, as leeree calls it below? ecause it was that!! Apparently everyone in preston is getting the bugger, and since i work in close proximity to the public, i was a sure thing.

I'm not killing the feefster off! Actually, i was in the pub last night, rocking my new black dress, looking all sensible, when talk turned to me dressing, ahem, eccentrically. damn it! That was my new look!! I did team a sensible dress with knee-high polka dot socks...i'm not cut out for sensible dressing....

[leeree]

Nooo! not the both ends? Poor you :(
but on the plus side you look like a veggie :D they never look bad.

[sweet_blindness]

heeheehee 'the both ends'! I'm going to call it this from now on. Yep, it was most certainly the both ends. NOT nice!!

[beattiedee]

Can we see pics of your finished sleeves pleeeeease??

[sweet_blindness]

I have three sessions to go until it's properly done. Mostly touch-ups and the back-of-the-shoulder-type-place. Another few hours on it this week! As soon as it's done there will be LOTS of pictures, because I'll be so amazingly pleased!!

[chi_chi_ramone]

HAHAHAHAHA!

You have the kiddie AIDS!

All 3 of us have puked, pooed, ached and slept a lot over the past couple of days.

Damn Sebastians and Tarquins infecting us with their middle class germs! It's not the virus, it's goddamn children!

After my first fortnight working in a nursery I went out to Liverpool, only to spend the entire night on the floor being sick. Children are like rats carrying the plague!

[chi_chi_ramone]

Oh, and the weiner is in labour at the moment, Mum called to tell me they were setting off for the hospital. I could hear her screeching in the background. My womb aches from the memories now.

[sweet_blindness]

Aw shit, you all got it too?? I did suspect that it might be kid-related. The fuckers. I thought middle class people were healthy goddamnit! I thought it might have come from one of our customers. Simon has remarkably avoided it. Grim isn't it? Poor ethan, I bet he had no idea what was going on. And poor you having to look after a sick ethan when the evil virus is in full swing.

Bloody hell...keep me updated about the douchebag!

[chi_chi_ramone]

Well, Ethan wasn't sick but had everything else. He woke up crying a few times, real tears streaming down his face. His tmach must have been as painful as ours and his nappy must have stung. It was really bad seeing him ill and there was nothing I could do except wrap him in a blanket, give him dioralite and put pingu on. That seemed to calm him a little.

When I last spoke to Mum, they'd been sent home because she was only 2 cm dialated (she needs another 8 to start pushing). Bearing in mind she'd started having contractions at 3am on Saturday, I think she may be in for a long labour. Ouch. I spoke to her on the phone and she sounded really frightened, but she'll be ok.