This is the story of your red right ankle
And how it came to meet your leg
And how the muscles, bones and sinues tangled,
And how the skin was softly shed.
And how it whispered 'oh adhere to me
For we are bound by symmetry.
Whatever differences our lives have been
We together make a limb'. This is the story of your red right ankle ( Read more... )

If I'd known having a job was like this, I might have got one sooner. I don't know what people complain about ( Read more... )

I just made Guacamole, Tzadziki and Satay dips, all from scratch!

I know at least three people reading this are actually domesticated and probably no one is as impressed as I am, but so what? I be cooking. sort of ( Read more... )

Also!
Because I refuse to believe that anyone, even in the context of Big brother eight, could be dumb enough, to call someone the N-word on said show, especially after the furore over celebrity BB ( Read more... )

I could not say it yesterday due to lack of phone/interwebz, but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING BIGGLESWORTH!
I love you very much and hope being 22 isn't causing you too much pain.

Today, as every day for the past 20 months, I awoke unemployed.
But before noon, I had acquired a job, purely by ringing up and suggesting they needed me, at a tattoo parlour. (A job where I don't have to wear long sleeves! In fact, I will be actively encourgaed not to ( Read more... )

Poll

So, Big brother then. I despair.

11 women, running the gamut of stereotypes from 'Someone who wants to be someone else who is widely held to be a paragon of vacuousness' to 'Someone who 'doesn't have to work' because their aspirations end at marrying a footballer'. (How come when I 'don't have to work' it is held up as a sign that society is lazy ( Read more... )

Last night I went to see Joseph and his amazing technicolour fagcoat with Jugs. My GOD they've gayed it up since I last saw it. This, incidentally, is a good thing. They even had Mrs Potipher dubbed over with a man's voice. And in the song about the coat, the brothers all minced determinedly. "His outstanding clothing took the biscuit. Quite the ( Read more... )

Gots me some new 'ink', as people who think they're great would say. Not only did I get my anchor, fish and blossoms, but I also got hope and happiness touched up!

AND! ( a fond farewell to a friend )