BWAHAHAHAHA!

[sweet_crazyass]

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[trepkos]

Dude!
That is a helluva name!

[sweet_crazyass]

Hee!

[sweet_crazyass]

HeeHEE! I'd read that, too, I wish I could actually WRITE IT!

[kataclysmic]

*joins you on the floor laughing*

[sweet_crazyass]

*iz ded*

[hkath]

OMG! Too frickin' perfect! You laugh, but arabella_hope and I were snowballing last night on the Sawyer-as-porn-star idea! The only question is Jack-as-fluffer or Jack-as-rookie-porn-actor. Or maybe Jack-as-director... hm. Either way, it's only a matter of time before someone pounds that one out :D

[inthekeyofd]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought that Sawyer would have fit right into "Boogie Nights" perfectly..I mean to see Josh in that movie..it would have killed me, but he would have been just so freakin' good.

And Jack...I'm seeing him as a rookie. OMG, Sawyer can be the Julian Moore character and Jack can be the Mark Wahlberg character. PERFECTION!!

[cynthia_arrow]

Excellent idea. But, really, what would we do if we got Josh away from network television and into a movie where we could see him naked and screwing somebody?

I believe I would explode.

[sweet_crazyass]

I did that with Spike in one of my Spike/Angel/Wesley crack!fics - Wes finds out that Spike starred in a porno and he's listed in the credits as 'NewCUMMER Angel!'

Needless, to say, Angel was not amused. Then they all got together and watched and had a big vampire/rogue demon hunter/vampire three-way.

How about THIS: Jack is surfing the 'net or flipping through Sawyer's videos and finds the porn starring Sawyer and gets all obsessed?

[alliecat8]

*blinks at you very seriously*

Jack looks like a Gayfeather to me.

Though, I think Thickspike would work just fine either way.

*ponders*

[sweet_crazyass]

HEEHEEHEE!

CHIEF Gayfeather! And Sawyer could be Sheriff Thickspike. Lots of smoking of the peace pipe and what-not.

I keep trying to picture Jack in headdress and all I can come up with is him dressed as Cher when she sang 'Halfbreed.'