PLOT BUNNIES OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BUT I CANNOT WRITE A FUCKING WORD!

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!

*sulks, blames reality television*

Seriously, I am about to LOSE IT AGAIN I'm so fucking frustrated. WHY ARE THERE BUNNIES IF I CANNOT WRITE???

*stabstabstabfuckingstab*

Jennifer Tilly won the World Series of Poker? WTF?

I bet she did it with the magical power of those BOOBIES, and if that's what it takes to win well, then . . .

*looks down at chest*

I gotta fold.

WAY fold. DAMN YOU, GENES, YOU'VE RUINED MY DREAMS!

I gotta admit, though, that Jackie chick from 'Work Out' is HOT.

But I absolutely draw the line at watching Flava Flav drink champagne and eat fried chicken with a bunch of sluts. NONONONONONO!

*is SO lying*

TEH REALITY SHOWS EAT MY BRAINZ!!!!!!!!

Bleah, bad idea, the spoiler-searching.

NOT because of the spoilers but because I keep running across that nasty gossip about actors allegedly acting nasty toward each other.

Double bleah.

GO CHILL TOWN!

GO DR. WILL AND MIKE BOOGIE!

GO GO GO GO!

I need a Chill Town icon, because ZOMG SO FUNNY! The fake phone calls? ZOMG LOVE THEM SO MUCH GO CHILL TOWN GO!

CHILL TOWN CHILL TOWN RAH RAH RAH!

*especially that rat bastard Will*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*SO retarded I hated Chill Town first time around but now? GO GO GO GO!*

What in the HELL made me think it'd be a good idea to grill when it's a gajillion degrees and there's a burn ban?

Sandwiches it is!

Dear James Lipton:

On the very RARE occasion I find you freakishly adorable.

But most of the time, I WISH YOU WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET A PERSON TALK!

No Love,
Me

PS:

BUT.

Not only is Hugh Laurie English and tall and witty and writes ridiculous songs, HE SLASHES HOUSE AND WILSON!

GO HUGH LAURIE, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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OH!

Don't forget, HUGH LAURIE on 'The Actor's Studio' tonight at 8, 7 central.

That is all.

:P

ZOMG A PLOT BUNNY!

Which is WEIRD, because I haven't had the teensy tiniest urge to write in WEEKS. I thought I was done with teh fic AND the original stuff, now here comes da bunny.

EITHER KILL THE BUNNY OR FEED IT WITH ICONS OR SOMETHING!

And what's especially odd (and I've already told YOU,
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