"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
I did one of my English projects last year. It was a PowerPoint presentation on Beowulf, but half of it dealt with Christian Bale. In fact, every single frame in the powerpoint had a picture of Christian Bale from one of his movies. It was Beowulf, as told by Christian Bale, and Christian Bale did not like Beowulf.
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I did one of my English projects last year. It was a PowerPoint presentation on Beowulf, but half of it dealt with Christian Bale. In fact, every single frame in the powerpoint had a picture of Christian Bale from one of his movies. It was Beowulf, as told by Christian Bale, and Christian Bale did not like Beowulf.
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you're welcome :D
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so much more entertaining
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