Ghoti spells fish

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I am going to try to reconstruct last night in the interest of posterity, because I am going to want to remember it. Sean, Pat, Jeff and I ended up hanging out, meeting up pretty much through sheer coincidence. Our original plan was to have a couple of beers in Pat's room, just have a low key night. That included rocking out to William Shatner, playing some improv music (which Jeff sucks at), constructing persuasive facebook groups, and administering a random beat down on Jeff for no real reason. After just sort of hanging around till about midnight, we decide it'd be a lot more fun to polish off a bottle of Jamesons out on the hill. This led to some relaxing out there, and another random, slightly drunker, beat down on Jeff, who we were now calling Halliburton... for some reason. At this point, we reached an impasse. No more alcohol. But we decided it was one of those times where we had to get busy drinkin' or get busy dyin', so we sent Halliburton out on an O-Hill scavenger hunt for booze, while Pat and I sat around and made Sean tell us we were great actors. 15 minutes later, Jeff comes out of the dorm with a half full bottle of smirnoff draped in a t-shirt. He had to travel three different floors and wake up random people he didn't know, but he got us some. Because Jeff is the man. So we go back up, mix a couple of drinks, start getting drunker and toasting each other, then head back out on the hill with our way too vodka'd drinks. I get the idea to run to DB mart for more supplies, so while Sean and I start heading in that direction, Jeff and Pat go to pee behind a bush. They come back out with a Stop and Shop cart, which we then proceede to ride across the length of central, then push down the hill after a car. I honestly don't recall most of the details of the trip there. On the way back, we passed by the spooky abandoned dorm, and Pat says he knows how to get in. So we go in through and open door and walk around in the half light in there for awhile. It is fucking CREEPY in there. We tried to take a picture of ourselves when we found enough light, but my camera phone refused to work in there... weird, no? So after Sean and I attempt to scare Pat and Jeff and end up scaring ourselves, we climb back up the hill, bringing the shopping cart with us and winging it down the hill again. Things get blurry after that, but there was some more fighting, Sean almost piledriving the shit out of Jeff, drunken phone calls galore, at some point I was dressed like the king from Kingdom of Heaven, and the whole night ending with me and pat watching a sunrise off a balcony, with pat saying "Best sunrise of my life, and I gotta share it with your faggoty ass."

All in all, a great night. Just good fun with good friends, one of those nights that will probably end up defining college for me. Though I think everyone should try to remember. If Sean says he is throwing a marina party, no it does not mean we are having a party with fish.