I found an old Playstation memory card today, and it had 10 songs or so that I wrote back in highschool. Most of them were beats written for our idea of making a fake boyband/rap group, Boyz-R-Us. Some of the songs we started writing were "I want you so bad (that I'm starting to chafe)," "Game Over" (a videogame rap), and "Banana Daquiri," which ( Read more... )

Tech weekend, something like 12 people staying at my house. This is the first time in 4 days I have had time by myself, and after an hour, I'm already bored. So why not update ( Read more... )

Do you believe in causality? That every effect has a cause? That we move toward entropy, that plates fall off tables and shatter, when pieces of plates won't jump back into place ( Read more... )

On tueday, november 9th, from either 11:15 to 1:15 or 1:15 to 3:15, preferably the later time slot, I will be directing a 7 minute in studio dramatic piece. I NEED ACTORS. You won't have to do much, just semi-memorize one half of 7 minutes of dialogue. If anyone can help, or knows anyone who can help, I would love you forever, and I will buy you

Ok.

Please explain how this happens.

It is Fall, almost Halloween, and somehow my apartment is infested with BEES.

Yellow Jackets. Lots of them.

It isn't pretty, and I think God hates us.

My job right now (I do mean now, I am at work typing this) is to transcribe these tapes of interviews about pornography, specifically Hustler. Fellow intern Silus just suggested that this job would be less boring if the Hustler girls themselves were being interviewed. This led to one of the most ridiculous conversations, and probably the highlight ( Read more... )

I think I just went on a huge tirade against my internship while my boss was one room away...

ah, fuck it.

I think I have pinpointed two things that anyone who writes a song should look for to make sure their song doesn't suck ( Read more... )

Pissed off. I just got over that fucking hellacious cold that was going around, and now I feel myself getting sick AGAIN. Seriously pissed off.

Well, my computer works perfectly now. Simply ditching Explorer for Firefox did the trick, proving that Microsoft can't make the most compatible software WITH THEIR OWN SOFTWARE. Oh well, my $300 computer is now back to working as well as your $2000 one, Jim ( Read more... )