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sweetanddeadly

Lots of swearing here

Apr 26, 2006 18:49

Job centre escapades warm the heart? or make you want to jump off a bridge ( Read more... )

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summersiren April 26 2006, 23:56:50 UTC

Jobs are a pain in the arse but it's good for one thing.
Money, money, money!

Btw Laura, how much was the calender and postage again? I got your address down but I don't really remember it... Thanks.

sweetanddeadly April 27 2006, 09:02:09 UTC

Has it arrived then?
I dunno, I'll have to dig out the postage reciept. erm..later because I have no idea where it is right now.

summersiren April 27 2006, 09:05:24 UTC

Nope it hasn't. Grrr, it's taking so long. I'm impatient and can't wait that long.
Alright!

Oh, can I see a picture of you?! :D

sweetanddeadly April 27 2006, 09:17:58 UTC

Posted one a while ago love http://sweetanddeadly.livejournal.com/21023.html

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allforyouremy April 27 2006, 01:57:27 UTC

Is that like therapy or something. Because if it is I hope that you run far far away because it will indeed suck out your coolness.

Lmao, the German made me giggle.

Ah, I wanna kick your mom. Sorry. ;shoves her gently instead: YOU BE HAPPY YOU EVER POPPED OUT A WHORE LIKE LAURA FROM YOUR COOCHIE.

at least, that's what my mommy tells me.

Why do you say posted? SAY MAILED, OKAY? I don't understand your fancy British talk. I'll smack her...if I could. Which I can't. WTF IS WITH THAT WOMAN? HOW DID SHE THINK YOU WERE 17!?!?!? IT WAS THE 17YEARS SIGNAL. ;rolls under car;

Actually, that bitch must've been high. You look 13.

sweetanddeadly April 27 2006, 09:01:21 UTC

Nah, it's where they try and help you find a job, wankers. I HAVE to go, I have no choice. If I did I'd run away in a heartbeat.

*tear* My Mummy doesn't love me.

Yep, I POSTED your parcel off. Should be a couple of weeks. As a warning, my rambling letter makes no sense.

It was a sign! She must be physic.

I do not look 13..ok I do. You look my age and I look yours, therefore we must be soulmates. Will you marry me?

I hope I get this goddamn job soon, I don't want to go to the Gateway Centre *pout and kicks*

allforyouremy April 27 2006, 14:59:18 UTC

I'M MAD YOU CALLED ME OLD. OKAY? IT WAS THE HAIR, DAMNIT. I NORMALLY LOOK DECENT.

Your mom isn't cool then.

FUCKING WEEKS? WHYYYY!?!?! ;cries:

I can't marry you, roman gnome asked me, as well as ___londonflat and a few other people, oh, and fecklesslyfine as well. You're like...6th on my list. But eh, we don't need Marriage. We fuck like Brian and Justin on a regular basis, remember?

YOU WILL GET THE JOB, HAG.

sweetanddeadly April 27 2006, 17:43:29 UTC

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO RETIRE AND GO LIVE IN A HOME

BECAUSE AIRMAILS EXPENSIVE DAMNIT. I WOULD HAVE HAD TO SELL A KIDNEY TO AFFORD IT.

*cries* But I want to marry you.

I don't want the fucking crappy job *runs away*

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sweetanddeadly April 27 2006, 17:45:19 UTC

I have a part time job, but apparently I'm supposed to go to college and hold down a full time job. *strokes chin* Interesting.

Yes, writer of pervy slash fiction. I wish I could get paid for that, that would be great.