today in amusing quote fashion

[sweetangel529]

jenn: if i can't get the back off this earring, how am i going to perform surgery?

(jenn's pre-med and wants to go into plastic surgery)

from a simpson's trailer...
-do you want ice cream?
-yes, but no sprinkles. for every sprinkle i find, i kill you.

(ps i heart sprinkles)

HeatherRocks128: what do you call the animals who sleep at night?
itspuddlewndrful: normal!!!
HeatherRocks128: haha
HeatherRocks128: i mean day
HeatherRocks128: lol
itspuddlewndrful: ADKLFJHslfuoQHE F
itspuddlewndrful: nocturnal