AHHHHHHHH!

[sweetasssam]

My dad's girlfriend found a dead body this morning while running her paper route!
Read the whole story here.
She had even asked me if I wanted to run her route with her yesterday, half-jokingly.  Sure glad I didn't.
Once, my sister's ex and his friend found a body whilst tripping on acid.  They

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[dethlikesilence]

WHOA....wow...

[sweetasssam]

Yeah I wasn't expecting that phone call!

[miss_jane]

That must have been terrifying. God.

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[sweetasssam]

She wasn't scared at all! I don't know how she did it. She said she was more scared today that she'd find another one.

[ilovewisconsin]

sick!

[sweetasssam]

Totally! I guess at least it wasn't all covered in blood and gunshots. That'd make me vom.

[mcpimpenstein]

Damn. Its like something straight out of Law and Order. Now's about the time when Jerry Orbach shows up.

[sweetasssam]

Jerry Orbach would only show up now if he were the dead body.