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[sweetassugar2]

so i was taking the metro home today and a man was facing me cracking chestnuts and gobbling them up. i looked at him, made awkward eye contact, then he peed himself. this is starting to seem normal to me. i guess i understand why the metro smells of stale urine

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[sweetassugar2]

haha they didn't have knives OR puppies this time!

[z64dan]

uhhhhhhhhh

[lowlights]

ew.