Why I Love Me Ma

[sweetazz]

"Mom! Mom! There's a monster under my bed!"
"What?"
"There's a monster. Under my bed."
"You don't have a bed."
"Oh yeah. That's reassuring."
"Wait, what monster?"
"I think it was Doug Gourmand, brother-in-law to Cthulu or the Chupacabra."
-Mom turns on the light-
"What are you talking about

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[hindley]

you're brilliant.

[sweetazz]

whadidido?

[geetchtsh]

who is Doug Gourmand?

[sweetazz]

-shrug-
Some name I'd heard somewhere, at some point, and just pulled from the ether to mess with mom.

But, since he's the Brother-in-law of Cthulu, he must be some cyclopean being from beyond time and space. Or a car salesman, for some reason "Doug Gourmand's Toyota" keeps slipping into the thought process. Come to think of it, Elder Gods would make great used care salesmen. "Come on down to Nyarlathotep's! Our prices will drive you mad!"

So yeah, Doug.