dear online journal:

[sweetcoz]

i've gotta give big-ups to peter for working with me yesterday at zeller's meadowlands. together, we alternated duties wearing the giant phallic crest spin-brush costume. not to be outdone, sponge-bob squarepants was there. peter and i were in awe of this man's professional knowledge of mascotting. he claimed that he made $200/hr for

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[rambletron3000]

I had do a presentation on that movie once....weird times. The truly scary part is that Hopper read the role and was like "I've got to play Frank, because I am Frank!"

[delicinq]

"Spread your legs!. Wider! Don't you fucking look at me!"

[2cynical2speak]

my favorite line...not as dirty. "Here's to Ben!" I like saying that every once in a while.
Also, I can't hear Candy Coloured Clown anymore without picturing that fat chick dancing on the car.

[aztec_mummy]

"together, we alternated duties wearing the giant phallic crest spin-brush costume."

haha...your employment is almost as base as my own!

I useta live with a Dsvid Lynch freak...very scarring experience.