which is worse?

[sweetestgoodbye]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Jim's DisorderCause:pollenSymptoms:excessive bad poetry, steam whistling from ears, squawking, stigmataCure:click heels together three times

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Jonas' SyndromeCause:running too fastSymptoms:premature greying, tentacle growth, hallucinationsCure:drink four pints of beer

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[porkchopexpress]

the dancing meatwads are going to make me pass out