Some of my...ummm... "denseness"

Aug 10, 2006 19:56

No,it's probably not a word- bite me


Backstory:AIM convo with my lil bro,Galen. Some drama on his end(which has mostly been cut out except for the parts left in) and my drama with a piece of gouda cheese that was outsmarting me.

Me: i don't think she means it.. she's just hurt,or insecure...and is being,well, a jerk about it
Galen: its okay. I leave in 2 weeks. So, Im just glad I'm not in a relationship. I actually managed to cover that base quite well by refusing to do long-distance, ever.
Me: don't mind me,i'm contemplating whether or not i can eat this cheese wax
Galen: She brought it up! And it bugs me that I pissed a friend off.
Galen: hmmm
Galen: babe
Galen: theres a fine line between can, and should. You should know the difference by now ;-)
Me: Tha't because you're a good guy,and good guys get bugged by stuff like that. If she wants to have the relationship end on a note like that,that's her choice.A shame though.
Me: Oh I know that! It's just...this isn't the super thick red-wax gouda, this is the uber-thin-barely-there wax around the gouda,and I'm not even sure it's wax!


Backstory: I went to immediate care once.I was coughing bad,so the nurse gave me one of those masks that cover your nose and mouth-I grinned and started laughing... she said "I have never met a person that has been excited about wearing a mask".

Convo later on:
Me(sheepish): Excuse me,do you have a scissors I could borrow?
Receptionist:Yes.Why?
Me(sheepish grin):I'm stuck in my mask
*laughter*


Backstory:Back at old CC with the awesome Mr.James. This is what I can remember,although he may have a different version.In either case,I was a dweeb.Enjoy.

Me(looking at empty plastic bottle in hand then at the recycling bin marked "Cans Only"):I wonder if I could put this in there.
James:Go for it.
Me(dropping plastic bottle into recycling bin):There's my revolution b!tches.

The Lovable Dork :)
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