heler+emma+archery+ backyard= win

guy at bar: i actually love oriental things, i mean you guys got it going on ( Read more... )

I think I've been drunk for the past week.

i honestly think "the office" is one of the best shows ever made.

pam and jim forever. oh my god.

we drank quite a bit.

today went well ( Read more... )

last night consisted of:

gin and juice
mikes hard something
crown royal
marijuana
shiraz
and a drunk dial

work isn't on top of my "awesome plans" list

i sliced up my fingers at work. and bled on the floor ( Read more... )

attention:

my favorite song of the week is "banquet" by bloc party.

last night i heard frogs singing outside, so i cracked the door to our kitchen, and my mom did this call and response with a frog for over 5 minutes. my dad and i just sat there.

apparently she can speak froggy.