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AHHH HAHA!!
10.) You’re hotter than a Bunsen
burner set to full power!
9.) You know, they say Engineers are
good at pulling all-nighters…
8.) Were your parents Engineers?...
Because you have a nice design!
7.) Do you like to be the numerator or
the denominator?
6.) Let’s convert our potential energy to
kinetic energy.
5.) Since distance equals velocity times
time, let’s let velocity and time approach
infinity, because I want to go all
the way with you.
4.) Can I be your integral?... Because I
want to be the area under your curves.
3.) Hey baby, how ‘bout you come back
to my place? We would make one
HAIL of a thermocouple!
2.) How about me and you go back to
my place and form a covalent bond?
1.) Can I be your derivative?... Because
I want to be tangent to all of your
curves.
Mgineers!
Doesn't it sound great to be a woman in engineering where the ratio is like 1:987986798, the people are way too smart for their own good, and guys really DO use pick up lines like that?...pretty sweet
I wouldn't recommend these :)