sweetmonk

The Tale Of Rico Suave

sweetmonk Apr 10, 2005 23:00

So Mari decides to do a photo assignment in which she prints two photos on either side of a fish bowl with a fish swimming around in the middle. By some act of god I am named as the fish's co-owner. The two of us head downtown to fetch ourselves a fishy. After many an hour of deliberation and alot of help from an employee we purchase he who is now ( Read more... )

Alright Already

sweetmonk Mar 24, 2005 01:22

So I've been sitting on the couch for three days now. And it feels shitty. I forgot how worthless this relax time is. I'm getting back to business tomorrow. I swear ( Read more... )

No Time To Be Lazy

sweetmonk Mar 16, 2005 12:25

You know what I miss? Sitting mindlessly. There is none of that here. Everything is involved and engaging. Lame. I want to just spend a night doing nothing. But no, my whole life is schedualed.

Oh Sad

sweetmonk Feb 21, 2005 18:19

It Snows Indoors

sweetmonk Feb 17, 2005 18:15

Cam had a car today, so naturally Courtney made him take us out for a drive. It was glorious. We listened to white girl hip-hop as we cruised past an old puffy english woman. We ended up at 7-11 for slurpies. Then once we finally returned Courtney decided it would be a good idea to give the boys a present for their good dead. So we taped up the box ( Read more... )

DRAGONS

sweetmonk Feb 11, 2005 18:18

I just had a cultural orgasm. Chinese dragons danced through our cafeteria. One of the particularly flirtatious dragons came up and winked at me and then did a low bow. Honey, thats all it takes.

Call Me

sweetmonk Feb 03, 2005 12:15

I made a super cool improvement on my cellular phone. I wrapped a bunch of aluminum foil around the antenna and secured it there with a paper clip. I no longer get cut off when i talk outside, and sometimes I even recieve calls when I am inside. The downside is that I look more than just a little retarded. However, if 10% of this school refuses to ( Read more... )