Sept 6th was the day my gf broke up with me after 11 months... :( Now I have to go find a hot 6'1 blond basketball lesbian to make out with on the rebound... Good thing I know a hot 6'1 blonde basketball lesbian!
No it's okay... cus she's still 'in love with me' the reason we split is cus of her family... but give it some time and she'll come crawling back and she can't do that if she's shot in teh head by the mafia... unless.... *ponders*
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Oh and also.. my family IS in the mafia... so if you need someone to be "taken care of" just let me know dear... just let me know.
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does her name begin with the letter L, by chance?
-EMILY NEWMAN
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