HUGE PICSPAM
Part One
Brendon looks like he belongs in Grease. Why aren't there any fics where he is a drag-racing Badass in the 50s/60s?
Holy Hell I love Ryan in this phase.
And I maybe-kinda-sorta have a thing for his Adam's Apple \o/
I read somewhere yesterday that if you sync up Pretty. Odd. with Alice In Wonderland, it syncs up perfectly. I am trying that as soon as I finish.
Also, Mad Hatter fic O RLY?
The V Neck trumps all, but this is almost as hot.
(I will also not make any suggestions as to what those white stains on his shirt are!)
The house party that the band (And William Miller!) goes to in the movie Almost Famous.... Why is there not fic about this? Gratuitous amounts of drugs would be completely perfect!
I see this and I think alt-rocker, like he should be named Ryan Adams or something. (I don't know anything about Ryan Adams, I'm just saying...)
Disaffected youth alt-rocker.
They are planning a porn ambush, and have the cameras at the ready...
(Where is the Shane/Jon fic? Their love for cameras, it is undeniable! Think of the sextapes and inappropriate photos!)
Sexface.
There is nothing about this picture (and his Adam's Apple ohdeargod) that I don't worship.
I'm not gonna lie. I kind of want to jump Ryan's bones \0/
Brendon puts the ASS in mASSive.
Ass cleavage.
This makes me wonder what he would be like as a painter. And then that makes me want fingerpainting fic, a la Benny and Joon. Because YES.
What you can't see is his booster seat because he is so tiny.
Wimper.
Thug life.
Oh man,he is so tiny and precious.
Someone in another picspam mentioned that this picture resembled the following picture...
And I thought "OMG. Trufax." So I included it.
Babies.
What we don't see is the computer screen where they are adding electricky parts to "Relax, Relapse".
Jon Walker in the era of Farewell Night. Linkage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJOjVJcDh_o
(He is the one singing.)
I just read an interview where Ryan said Donatello was his favorite Ninja Turtle...
I WONDER WHY.
OMG Biffles forevers.
Ryro owns my heart.
I thoroughly approve of this hair phase.
Somebody forgot to wind up the Bden toy.
Brendon, what is in your pants?
I am too lazy to go find the fullsize, but they are adorable.
Proving that it is impossible to put on makeup with your mouth closed.
I really don't know what people have against the beard, because HOT DAMN he is sexy with that thing on.
Spencer makes Ryan turn into a grinning dorkass.
Spider fingers.
Just. *flailyhands* I <3 them so much.
I am not thinking inappropriate things about walls right now...
I WILL find the fullsize of this, because Holy Hell, I have stood in that very same hallway. It is backstage at Bogart's in Cincinnati = ]
(The green tape on the walls is a dead giveaway.)
His lips are obscene.
Why Ryan continues to wear the hideous vest from the NITA videoshoot is a mystery to me. But whatever. I am able to overlook his fashion choices.
(And the little pixel of white between Ryan's ear and Spencer's shoulder makes it look like he's got an earring in and that makes me think Jailbait!Ryan with his gauges and NGH.
Boyfriends.
(Did I mention I am a supporter of all 6 patd slash pairings? They are all boyfriends if you ask me!)
But my hopeless OTP is Ryden. Especially when Ryan is wearing those pants!
(Where is the fic about these pants, you guys?!?!)
Shoulder-clutching, lip-biting, and NGH, Spencer's lips.
Spencer: Hey man, do you mind if I lay on your crotch?
Ryan: Go for it.
Us: NNNNGGGGGHHHHH
Eyefucking.
Love that hand placement, Brendon. Also, Ryan, what is going on with your pants?!
Brendon: Did Pete reply yet?!?!?!
Spencer: Not yet, man. Not yet.
Ryan: *is blinded by Brendon's junk*
The time to procreate is NOW, Brendon. Jesus Christ. He killed me with all the cute here. I mean, tiny hand-clutching!
Hotass.
What I wanna know is, why is Jon that close to Brendon when his girlfriend is sitting right beside him? *Doesn't know* *doesn't care* *wants more Jondon*
Eyeliner hotass.
The photographic proof that Brendon might be straight. But I love how he is all clutchy.
REBEL.
I've read all the club slash, but man, where is the fire in these stories!!!!
Correction: I support all 7 patd slash pairings = ] Because they are totally boyfriends.
I love how wide-eyed and hopeful he looks. Not to mention, his hair, NGH.
Note the V Neck.
*Glomp*
The arsenal of medicine on the counter makes me want to hug them and give them cough drops.
*no words for the cuteness*
RYAN ROSS. *clutchy-hands*
HIPS.
Tummy.
Holy HELL. He is so innocent with his little button nose and his hat! But his eyes, Jesus CHRIST.
Munchies.
You guys, where is all the Forest!Slash???
You guys. It looks like they have literally torn each others clothes off. Where is the fic???!!!
Chocolate bar. V Neck. NGH.
Oh ICU Sears Tower.
Cause of death: Ryan-fucking-ROSS.
Collarbones.
Come on, bring it.
*clutchy-hands at Spencer*
*oh man, Name Taken's "Panic" just came on shuffle. You guys can share in my enthusiasm, right?!*
<3
Obligatory boypile.
V Necks and TEA.
I would post the picture of my mom making the same face Brendon is, but she would kill me. So no = ] Also, why don't they wear red more often? It is totally their color.
StageRAPE.
*grabby-hands for Brendon's tummy*
Jon has seen the light. o_0
Continue to part two!