today is far better than yesterday.

my jones soda cap says: "functioning superbly will come automatically to you". i love that. and i agree.

today was probably the worst day ever. for some reason or another, every single client who came into the store today deserved at least 47 punches in the face from me. ughhh i was going to rip my hair out. and i had to work at 1:00..i woke up at like 12:30 so i couldnt shower and couldnt eat just got dressed and bolted. so i'm at work until 6 and i' ( Read more... )

Location: the Spohrer family kitchen ( Read more... )

yesterday: first thought of the morning - 'fuck. i have to take the girls to the fair. its 110 fucking degrees. fuck. WAIT! JEFF IS COMING TODAY!! fuck YES! *leap out of bed ( Read more... )

miriam and i discussing my ex: (i'm sure EVERY girl can relate to this ( Read more... )

syzygy is the hottest word ever. that is all.

we're leaving for new york city ( Read more... )

well i know you're all dying to know so i'll tell you ( Read more... )

so i randomly got my palm read the other night for the first time ever. its just something i've always wanted to do. i'm not going to share everything she said but here are some highlights - and i'm pretty convinced that the lady was completely legit...like she was good. she didn't just spout bullshit that could apply to anyone. she cut right to ( Read more... )

i dont have to nanny today or tomorrow! i get to sleep!!! i love it. i really love working at victoria's secret. the only part i dont like is when ugly couples come in together and the guy pays for the crotchless panties in 3 different colors and the bra with no nipples...thats kind of gross. BUT at least they're both ugly and they've found each ( Read more... )