You say you love me, but it's just not true.
All we do is fight.

You Are 31% Pure


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You Are 96% Sexy


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So, I decided to go to a frat party... Thursday night. 2 cups of Hunch Punch... Steph was down for the count. GOD. Girls here are fucking prudes. Maybe, I'm just slutty. But, I was dressed a halter top, dark jeans, and 6" heels... man I just wanted to dance.. they all congregated in clumps of bitches with their leggings and UGGS. Seriously, ( Read more... )

So, I love my History of Human Sexuality class. It is amazing. Finally, a class I really love ( Read more... )

My boyfriend smells like poo. No likie new deodorant. Blah

My shower is finally working.

School sucks.

It's too cold to walk to class.

I have an 8am class tomorrow, that I've already taken 4 times... but nooooo.. the school says they can only take 89 credits.. Fuck you UMD and your 8am class.

So went to my hoppin new place with my dad. Shit. Well... we found six different ways I could die... so that put a damper on my move in date. Met one of my roommates... he's pretty cool. Used to be in the Navy, now in the Merchant Marines... he's 35. He cleared out cabinets in the kitchen for me, and two shelves in the fridge for me. Really ( Read more... )

and speaking of salads... McDonald's has a killer fruit and walnut salad... it is delicious. <3 Who knew McDonald's sold healthy alternatives ( Read more... )

Drunk off of two glasses of wine. Cheap. date ( Read more... )

-Guh. 12 cups of coffee... I'm sweating a storm... just wanna run outside naked ( Read more... )