Uptdating from my proctoring class...

[sweettart888]

Happy Happy Happy

18th Birthday Paige!!!

Go out and buy yourself some

porn, cigs, and lottery tickets,

and don't forget to register to vote!

Comments

[howitzerhotel]

If she has a partay, make sure there's a clown...I never got a clown...(grumble grumble)

[sweettart888]

I wish I had known sooner! I totally would have arranged it, and I'm not even kidding.

[howitzerhotel]

You could get her the "late clown", he arrives two days after your birthday partay and smells of booze and cigarettes. When he walks into your house he mutters something about lava lamps and punches you in the face, then runs around your backyard screaming "my back is made of foot! my back is made of foot!" and trying to stab himself in the leg with a spoon...Thats what I call a partay!

[sweettart888]

Don't tempt me to dress up as a clown and follow through.