An Election Day E-Mail

[swerval_zero]

To: Everyone Zero Knows
From: Zero
Subject: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

Comments

[mparkerceo]

[swerval_zero]

[mparkerceo]

Hey!

[swerval_zero]

[bridge_carson]

To: Zero
From: Bridge Carson
Subject: Re: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

I'd vote, but it's 2023 here and I'm not even 4 years old yet in 2008. Pretty sure almost-4-year-olds aren't allowed to vote.

I promise I'll vote next year?

~Bridge

[swerval_zero]

To: Bridge Carson
From: Zero
Subject: Re: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

...stupid time travel.

Assume I didn't send this e-mail to you until next year. And replace 'McCain and Palin' with whatever fresh hell's on the ballot then. How's that?

Zero

[bridge_carson]

To: Zero
From: Bridge
Subject: Re: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

Works for me. Also, I know it's irrelevant when it comes to my own reality, because, hi, happily legally married here, but you're also voting No on 8, right?

~Bridge

[needsaparrot]

To: Zero
From: Xander
Subject: Re: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

So hey, funny thing about time travel? Since it's not supposed to exist, it's not *technically* illegal to file a California absentee ballot from fifteen years in the future. The more you know.

Not that I know anyone who would do such a thing.

~Xander

[swerval_zero]

To: Xander
From: Zero
Subject: Re: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

If you were looking to get talked out of it you came to the wrong crazy chick.

-Zero

[cantgetnorelief]

To: Zero
From: Anders

I CAN'T!!! I'M NOT EVEN A LEGAL RESIDENT OF THIS PLANET, LET ALONE THIS STATE! I'M IN CALIFORNIA AND I WANT TO VOTE BUT I CAN'T!!!

. . . yeah, I have fake ID, but do you think I wanna be the one who makes that voter fraud crap not be BS?

Help me, Zero. Those stupid yellow Yes on 8 signs are making me crazy. I'M BEING GOOD AND AM NOT SICCING MY BOYFRIEND'S FIREBALLS ON THEM EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO.

[demonbelthazor]

To: Zero
From: Bel
Subject: RE: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS