The Dolby Theater, LA, Sunday Afternoon

[swerval_zero]

E!, in their infinite wisdom, had once again graced Zero Hopeless-Savage with a press pass, a cameraperson, and a microphone. She had immediately used her new position of power to ask Kelly Osbourne on camera and on the record why she'd gotten so boring with her hair, so this might be a decision they were already regretting, but Zero wasn't about

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[mparkerceo]

*Riiiing*

"I want Chris Hemsworth's phone number," Parker said over the phone, urgently. "Also, your hair looks pretty awesome."

[swerval_zero]

"Don't have it," Zero said apologetically. "Also, his wife is about to pop."

[mparkerceo]

"Nuts. On both counts." Parker was pouting in Miami, and facing westward. "You're going to the after-parties too, right?"