Action for 1664 Nelson:
Yo! Mail's here! Though it looks like everyone got this really weird junk mail. Well if anyone wants to read them, they're by the phone!
[Shirley sits everyone's mail down except for one of the booklets. Starts to look through it.
She notices:
10 box tops - Command Pilot badge
50 box tops - a Bowie knife
50 boxtops - Pink bra and underwear w/ black bows, black trim, and lace
50 boxtops - Uniform US Military uniform, white panties in place of the pants.
100 boxtops - M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle
100 boxtops - Thompson M1 A1
100 boxtops - Colt Government M1911 A1
150 boxtops - The Glamorous Shirley
150 boxtops - P-51D Striker Unit
200 boxtops - Familiar: Rabbit
200 boxtops - Magic]
Ah! No way, you mean I can get all this stuff back is eat a bunch of cereal!?
[Later, on the phone.]
This whole thing has to be too good to be true. There has to be some sort of catch right?
I mean I want to believe this, but at the same time, something doesn't sound right. I mean how did some place that makes cereal even know know what I lost when I came here? Maybe it's all just some weird coincidence. I mean the "Familiar" is probably just a stuffed animal or something.
Maybe I should just try it anyway...I was getting kind of hungry anyway.