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[swiften]

"Thank you for calling the DTV Protection Plan, my name is Taylor, may i verify the name on your account?"

"Taylor? What kind of faggot are you to have that for a name?"

(the call went downhill rapidly from there)

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[notorious_oit]

"Well, sir...Skittles McPoofter was already taken so I had to settle for Taylor. Sorry to disappoint you."