Shorts + Chainsaw + Moronic Blond Guy = BAD

[swiften]

-Copied from Hearldandnews.com-

Medical/Fire Aid Jul 01,2009

3:46 p.m., medical, Hagelstein Park

So my idiot brother does something moronic again. This time he goes woodcutting wearing shorts and a tshirt. So the saw kicks back and produces a nice lovely 4.25 inch gash on his lower leg which is about .25 inches deep. He calls 911 "I cut myself with a

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[notorious_oit]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[swiften]

Its strange. I consider myself fairly intelligent, though my smarts is slowly being murdered by this hell of a town, My sister is fairly smart as well... my brother... i think he got the genetic leftovers.