mike richards swims for america

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This morning I had a dream about Mike Richards as an Olympic swimmer, breaking a world record but then fucking up his next event and being really grumpy about it, but none of this was the most ridiculous part of the dream - the fact that he was on TEAM USA was. MIKE RICHARDS SWIMS FOR AMERICA!!! also he had his full-on-homeless Stanley-Cup-winning

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[impertinence]

CAAAAAT.

the important question is, was the Stanley Cup floating alongside Richards as he swam???

the heat is EFFING RIDICULOUS. I cannot even. :||||

[swiiftly]

the Stanley Cup was sadly not featured in the dream, PROBABLY BECAUSE HE HASN'T YET DETERMINED WHETHER IT WILL SINK OR FLOAT. the ongoing mystery!

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YES HIGH FIVES FOREVER I moved to Connecticut when I was nine and basically thought "THIS PLACE KIND OF SUCKS" for all the years I lived there, and now I have ESCAPED. Chicago foreverrrrrr.

Biscuit is the FIERCEST HUNTER. Some of his favorite activities are attempting to devour human flesh and wrestling a stuffed animal Simba that is roughly the size of him. his pouncing face is legendary!

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this is also my first time living in a city - my connecticut town was only like 5000 people - so I am just like o______o THIS IS AMAZING O_______O all the time. YOU CAN ORDER FOOD ON THE INTERNET FROM 57409673 DIFFERENT PLACES AND THEY WILL BRING IT TO YOUR HOUSE! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS! AND PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!!!

Chloe seems like a SUPER COOL CAT. ex-Connecticut-Chicagoans-with-awesome-cats club!

[perspexsea]

UGH. THE HEAT AND THE JOB SEARCHING. IT IS HARD AND IT SUCKS AND THERE WAS A HIGH OF 104 TODAY AND I DIDNT EVEN GET A JOB.

POOP YOU, CHICAGO. POOP YOU

[swiiftly]

THE ONLY TIME I WENT OUTSIDE TODAY WAS WHEN IT WAS RAINING BECAUSE THE KITTEN WANTED TO WATCH THE RAIN

it is the actual worst

I am sadly scrolling through craigslist for jobs right now ;_____;

(HI DUDE. I AM IN YOUR CITY!)

[perspexsea]

haha, trolling craigslist jobs is what i've been doing. I AM THE BROKEST.

(HELLO! IF YOU ARE SUPER BORED WE COULD HANG OUT. TURNS OUT I DONT HAVE A TON GOING ON EITHER)

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(we should do that sometime! :D I know veryyyy few people in this city, man. when it stops being ridiculously deathly hot all day every day...!)

[shiningartifact]

YOU are the cutest. And BISCUIT is a close second. AWWWW KITTYYYYYY. <33333

I'm glad that Chicago has been such a great experience for you honey. It's so great to hear you feeling HAPPY more often than not. <3

I know that job searching is tough, but you will get through it and life will proceed accordingly! I know this. IT IS KNOWN. :)

I love and miss you always. ♥♥♥

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NO YOU. ♥

I am enjoying this general state of happiness thing. SO MUCH. :D

My brain's immediate response to "it is known" was "YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW." (I have fewer than 200 pages left in Storm of Swords! I'M GETTING THERE.)

But really - thank you for your endless support, you. You are the best.

love and miss you TOO. ♥ ♥ ♥

[lakeeffectgirl]

Well. Thanks for that Mike Richards, Olympic Swimmer With Crazy Beard mental image.

We should hang out sometime, except it's so hot right now all I want to do is lay on my couch in the A/C. Ugh, summer.

[swiiftly]

:D I thought it needed to be shared.

WE SHOULD. Hopefully the weather remains in this 80s-ish range for some time. Let me know if you want to come into the city sometime and we'll meet up!