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"he spent 2.99 on that?" - tyler
"for a tiny little sandwich...and tiiiny little fries...and a tiny little soda! and i bet it had ice in it, so there was barely any soda at all." - katey

in reference to one of those crappy mtv dating shows when they are feeding eachother strawberries-

"i think i'd like to be on one of these shows just for the free fruit." - katey

-also-

"they'd never put a fattie on one of these shows as someone who'd date someone else." - katey

*cough*