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[jamirblaze]

Title: Damn Those Bloody Speedo Ads!
Author: jamirblaze
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Thorpe/Phelps
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, know them, etc. You could sue, but you wouldn’t get anything.
Notes: For penm for swim_ficathon whose prompts were ‘sunburn’ and ‘summer vacation’ and who didn’t want anything dark, but did want humor with a dash of sex. Well, I think I have

Comments

[32_flavorz]

Yay... that was hot. And I know what you mean about the Speedo ads. Oh teh hotness. Diva ian is so great. Nice work.

[jamirblaze]

Thank you! I'm glad that you like it. Those speedo ads...transcend words. ;)

[penm]

I am reviewing this as I read, so all reactions are in Real Time.

"Don't 'Ian' me," the Aussie snapped. "You know what is wrong. I can't believe you just let that woman completely lust over you. She was about to devour you, going on and on about those bloody Speedo ads, and you just sat there and let her. I swear, your shirt is probably covered in drool or some other womanly fluid that I don’t even want to think about!"

Oh Ian. Fits of jealousy get you nowhere. <3.

"Ian, I only shook her hand."

"I don't care; I still didn't like it!"

*HUGE SNORT*

"Too hot to wear much of anything, I think," he purred, caressing his abdomen.

"Touch yourself," Ian growled before he could stop himself.

OMG am so dead now *BRAIN SHORTCIRCUITS YES THANK YOU*

And now I ded from teh sex.

Before Michael knew what was happening, Ian had leaped over the coffee table that separated them and had slung him on his stomach over the low back of the chair.

OMG and again. *IS MORE DEAD*

"I'm going to fuck you, baby. Fuck you so hard that you won't be able

[jamirblaze]

Yay! I'm glad that you liked it! I was so worried about it being funny enough. I can do sex, no problem. But humor? er... So, I'm really happy that you liked it. :D

You're welcome, and thanks for the lovely comments.

[thorne_scratch]

Woo, I love waking up in the morning to hot Ian/Michael smut. I love Ian's possessiveness and Michael's pragmatism about how to deal with it-- it makes you wonder if there are more scenes like this! And the leather chair, oh man-- fucking hot.

And yeah, I think we have all concluded that Ian has a spectacular penis.

[jamirblaze]

Thank you. I'm glad that you enjoyed it. That leather chair from the speedo ads has inspired many an x-rated scene in my mind.

I think if I ever--in any way--found out that Ian isn't packing, I would cry from the disappointment...or laugh hysterically. One or the other.

[vitawash24]

Oh, damn. That was hot. Thorpe/Phelps, a smutty classic if ever there was one. I do not, however, recall this leather chair from the Speedo ads and I'm so going to have to research it. ;)

[jamirblaze]

Thank you. I'm glad that you liked it. Thorpe/Phelps is a fav that I like to read, but I usually avoid writing it because there is just so much of it out there -- much of it very good -- that I like to try other things.

Here, lemme save you the trouble: