Wilderness Training for Dummies, part one
Title: Wilderness Training for Dummies
Summary: Ian can't catch a fish, Aaron loses his underwear, and Brendan suffers a crisis of sexuality.
Pairing: Ian Crocker/Brendan Hansen. Aaron gets a lot of face time, and Michael is mentioned.
Rating: NC-17 for safety's sake, although I'd say it's more a hard R.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fantasy. None ( Read more... )
Summary: Ian can't catch a fish, Aaron loses his underwear, and Brendan suffers a crisis of sexuality.
Pairing: Ian Crocker/Brendan Hansen. Aaron gets a lot of face time, and Michael is mentioned.
Rating: NC-17 for safety's sake, although I'd say it's more a hard R.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fantasy. None ( Read more... )
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The main hassle with getting on the road was assuring everyone else that they weren't about to go off and wipe their asses with poison ivy, or eat poisonous berries, or fuck a yeti or something.
AHAHAHAHA. <3.
It didn't even really deserve italics or capitals. Brendan had a suspicion that everyone else probably referred to it as "Wilderness Training for Dummies."
I love the snark.
They really were long eyelashes.
Ohhhh Brendan. You so smitten.
"And no one's allowed to skinny-dip or let Aaron do his Braveheart impression in front of witnesses again."
YES AARON BRAVEHEART IMPRESSION YES. HAHAHA. ♥
"Hang on," he said, and leaned closer without knowing why. Ian froze in his half-lying down position, looking surprised and then slightly cross-eyed as Brendan poked at his cheek ( ... )
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Brendan had been so glad he hadn't told Ian after all, that he was pretty sure he had passed right over the line of Irresponsible Friend and was frolicking deep in the fields of Actively Evil People.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH LOVE I HAVE FOR THIS LINE.
Aaron toasted his the same way, but he would pull the toasted outside skin off, eat it, and then toast the layer below that until it was too small.
I'd like to do that, too, but I usually just end up doing what Brendan does and just let it catch on fire and then blow it out.
Brendan was leaning on Ian, half-dragging and half-draping himself on Ian's shoulder so he could inhale sweat, citronella, a ghost of cologne, and even fainter hints of chlorine.
This one is just haunting.
The whole tent scene is hilarious too, and the idea of fishing with gummi worms is just... brilliant and hee.
"Funny, but nearly naked people stomping around in my tent while I'm asleep don't make for great sleeping conditions," Aaron said, and squinted. "Are you naked? The ( ... )
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Brendan was smitten and never had a chance. He was in deep smit.
Aaron's Braveheart impression probably involves some degree of nudity, I reckon. And I imagine he sneaks Ian's "Come On" onto his mixes in the oddest places, so he can embarrass Ian with it.
You know, I've chunked myself in the hand with a fishing hook on occasion. I treat fishing with wary respect now. I have a deathly horror of accidentally getting one stuck in my face or close to my eyes or something. Horror!
And I'm off to read your next comment.
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