Bleedin' Guitar Hero. . .

[swimmyplus]

I think this will be my first drunk post to christen my new livejournal.

See, the thing is, whenever I get drunk, I really really really want to touch women, but there are never any women to touch, so I usually end up pretty lonely. This shit's gotta change, son. Women! Flock to me! Don't you like my beard? My morbid sense of humor? The fact that

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[capraesque]

*eye rollz*

[swimmyplus]

Frowny face.