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[swimmyplus]

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[textual_tension]

Sorry I missed your call, love. You alright? I'm super busy with finals and such right now, but I want to know if you're ok. Maybe I'll call sometime tomorrow.

[swimmyplus]

No.

(I even left the period italicized to emphasize. Usually I place it outside of the italics, because how do you enunciate an italicized punctuation mark, right? But I think if I tried really hard right now, I totally could.)

I, just.

I mean, you know me, I'm just a little batshit sometimes. Once in a while. Now and then. Starburst.

[capraesque]

That thing scares the shit outta me.

[swimmy]

I know. It's not like it has sharp scary teeth or anything, he just looks kinda angry, like maybe he could be your friend if you talked him out of it but probably not because he's totally crawling this way, look out!