They're all gonna laugh at you...

[swimmyspam]

Reasons why my friends in Jersey are going to be freaked out when I go back:

The love of country music
The periodic use of the word "pop"
The twang that comes out every now and again
The twang that comes out when I drink

Comments

[xhedisticx]

just don't go back.

[ligu_gwaine]

I thought you didn't drink anymore...

Anyhow, just don't go back, Jersey sucks anyhow.

[swimmyspam]

why did you think I didn't drink?

I LOVE Jersey.

Re:

[ligu_gwaine]

I thought you said you weren't gonna drink anymore. Maybe that was Matt.

Oh... Jersey...
I was talkin about NEW Jersey.