As I'm temping in an office today, now seems as good a time as any to expound upon my theory of the Toilet Paper Fairy, and how so many executives seem to believe in it ( Read more... )

Well, today the Earth stood still and the stars trembled in their courses. I was blowdrying my hair in the locker room after my swim & shower, and the woman next to me answered her ringing cell phone, said, "I'm in the locker room, I'll have to call you back," and after about 30 more seconds of conversation she ACTUALLY. HUNG. UP ( Read more... )