nobody broke your heart, you broke your own . . .

[swimwithligers]

dear el jay

Comments

[noconfidenceman]

say it ain't so?? :cry:

[swimwithligers]

i'm sure el jay and i will get back together at some point . . . but for now i just need my space (but not myspace. don't worry, el jay! i'm not leaving you for myspace.com like lil sausage did!).

[waifstar]

:cry:

as long as we can find you somewhere, mel. that's all that matters.

[but please don't leave el jay FOREVER]

[swimwithligers]

oh waify, it's not forever . . . i just think that if my new boss saw me and el jay humping in the corner during my first months of employment, she would probably be upset. it's too much to risk :`(. i shall check on you guys when i'm renting porn at the portland library, i promise :cry:.

[daylightsparks]

Don't go, Melinda's El Jay... you are so sexxuh... (cries)

Of course, now I'll be able to talk to the real Melinda any time, but that's so 20th century. Bleh.

[swimwithligers]

yes, even though i'll see you in real life now, it doesn't mean we can't not continue the interweb speak, OH EM GEEE ZEEE!

[daylightsparks]

Check Craigslist for computer bargains... I got my iMac plus a printer for $500... don't let our LJ love go just for lack of a computer...

[feature_edit]

you make me cry big tears of peepee

:(

[swimwithligers]

ouch! just the thought of urine coming out of your eyes makes me cry! :`(

[daylightsparks]

You should see a doctor about that.

[the_christophe]

how dare you breaking with el jay on valentine's day ??
how cruel a person are you ? :cry: :cry:

[swimwithligers]

oui, i'm really cruel :`(. el jay and i had so much fun in paris. now he'll probably hate me forever, hmmmpfft.